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[02 Jan 2005|12:27am] aww i love my booboo and my prue and leelee and eveeryone in between 1 ?!!!

[12 Dec 2004|08:36pm] Today I saw in person : and of course I didn't ask him what happens when you stand in a meadow at dawn. shit. 14 ?!!!

[02 Dec 2004|04:55pm] December 2, 1987, Amy Victoria Gates (that would be me) was born. Now all wish her a motherfucking happy birthday. Thank you. 19 ?!!!

[16 Nov 2004|02:50pm] aw le tigre was fun. those feminists sure know how to party. 3 ?!!!

[10 Nov 2004|10:46pm] oh and also two happy birthdays (one belated) to andy and sonia. 2 ?!!!

[26 Oct 2004|10:24pm] kelsey moskitis is my hero. why? degrassi, season 4, is on the internet. unaired episodes. goodlord 4 ?!!!

[01 Oct 2004|03:42pm] i hate reading through old journals and feeling sad. i wish some people didn't hate me. :( 7 ?!!!

this is probably the best song ever. [23 Sep 2004|05:38pm] [ mood | drained ] [ music | wesley willis ] Suck a polar bear's funky ass! Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a European bison's smelly ass! Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip! Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream! Suck a hyena's spermy dick! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a llama's shitty asshole! Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack! Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole! Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Rock over London, Rock on Chicago Polaroid, see what develops 12 ?!!!

[13 Sep 2004|10:01pm] leave your name. i shall reply with some words of what i really think of you. straight up. 52 ?!!!

[08 Sep 2004|07:29pm] who's back? ken jennings. i have a reason to live. 3 ?!!!

WARNING: ANOTHER POINTLESS UPDATE!!! [14 Jul 2004|08:55pm] ( Not Another Super Hero... click for more. ) -edit- tiki and i are scheduled to have a giant pretend birthday party at CHUCK E. CHEESE. you are all invited. 10 ?!!!

[09 Jul 2004|03:11pm] should i keep it? i think i will. 5 ?!!!

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